Dear John Doe,
It's 2016 and people still send ugly and unprofessional looking emails, which often force the recipient to turn his head to read a single sentence. I've created a very simple yet sleek looking HTML template based on Skeleton to solve these problems. It's perfect for both personal and professional use!
I'm sure this template will improve the world. No longer will people have to turn their heads, and no longer will they have to stare at ugly emails!
Yours sincerely,
— Artilex